8/20/2008

Dead Yellow Jackets

(Toledo, OH) I commenced a campaign of cold-blooded revenge against a nest of yellow jackets that stung me six times last night while mowing the lawn. All told there appear to be several dozen dead insurgents outside the nest, with untold more casualties hidden from view behind landscaping stones.

There still are a few more of the pesky insects flying around, but one can of cheap grocery store wasp killer seems to have wielded quite a chemical ordinance on my foes.

Now, if I only had low-cost access to professional massage therapy, the world would be at peace.

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